Issues with running exchanges aside, this is still the time of year I'd generally be writing up some Roe/Toye (and I am, really, it's just not coming along very quickly) for the deadline, and I miss that.  So here is a retarded little thing for them, and it  makes me lol because of course I could marry stupid cartoon-fanart to my amputee motif.
 

What the fucking shit is this A in English?!!! I ONLY COMPLETED LIKE SIXTY PERCENT OF THE FINAL BEFORE GIVING UP HOW DID I GET 190/200 WHAT THE HELLLLLLLLLLLLL? 

I almost want to message my teacher back and ask if he's SURE THIS IS MY GRADE SHEET WTF.  WTF I thought I was going to scrape by with a high C.  Jesus fuck.  

HOW DID I GET THESE GRADES I DON'T DESERVE THEM IT'S A MIRACLE.  I could cry, I'm so pleased.

Whenever I consider putting myself in a love meme, Joe pops up and is all OH SIGH and ~INTERNAL CONFLICT~ because we are dumb, but today I'm saying fuck you, Toye, and getting me some anonymous love and attention.

Because no, it's not actually that complicated: holiday love meme.

I TOLD YOU I WOULD DRAW THIS, ANITA. YOU DON'T REMEMBER, BUT I DID, AND HERE IT IS.

Moony, Padfoot, and Prongs on a unicorn. With one big gay scarf. Remus is clearly pouring his worries into his diary, IDFK.

HAPPY HOLIDAYS OR SOMETHING, AND TO ALL A GOODNIGHT. No, really, goodnight, it's four in the goddamn morning.


Next up is contortionists and foot binding and lady bits, oh dear, but I needed a break from shading THAT so you get this. IDEK what happened with the unicorn's legs, they're so huge.

48 more icons, based on artwork by Silvia Ji.

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More Silvia Ji on the way, in the meantime, another of my favorite artists: Stella Im Hultberg. 27 icons.

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Anita demanded more women, so here is a quick sketch of Molly O'Reilly, all grown up.  Because Books of Magic is one of my favorite comic series (or anything series, really) and I just reread the original 7 volumes because they are awesome and I want to have John Ney Rieber's writerly babies.  But not really, so instead I'll just post a sketch of his most beloved character from the series.  She's so awesome. <3__<3

...no wait, I still hate Twilight.

RACISM AND GENDERFAIL AHEAD, CHILDREN.

10 Reasons Not to Give Money to New Moon, Because This Shit is Not Okay:

1. Laurent, the black vampire, is literally chased and torn apart by wolves (dogs), essentially for harassing a white girl.

2. He is the only black face one can put a name to in the film, and one of the very, very few that even exist on screen. This is the story of a white girl who loves a sparkly white boy (Laurent, incidentally, does not sparkle?), from a "family" of unrelated white vampires, who in the course of the film move to Italy to visit, you guessed it, a clan of white vampires.

3. Native Americans are literally referred to as dogs, but hey, it's not racist if you're the little white vampire girl and he's the Native American werewolf boy, right? Right? No? Didn't think so.

4. Sorry Jake, but the white guy always gets the girl.

5. Even if he's an abuse, emotionally disturbed, codependent asshole who abandons Bella to be killed by vampires and essentially wins her back by attempting suicide.

6. But before he does all that, he throws Bella into a wall, resulting in an injury that requires stitches, because she had the gall to go and get a papercut and tempt them all with her freesia scented blood. It's okay, really, he was protecting her when he tossed her back like a rag doll into a painting and coffee table.

7. No really, she's fine! Clearly she's just too weak for him! She'll have to buck up and become a vampire, because old people are OMG GROSS and she just can't live without Edward. She'd rather throw herself off a cliff just to see his precious, sparkly visage one last time.

8. No wait, she can sort of live without him, if she can find a boy to manipulate and cling to in his absence. Bella just isn't complete without a man to make decisions for her.

9. And how! Selfish desire though it may be, Bella does have full rights to her body, soul, etc. It may seem noble of Edward and Jacob to oppose her choice to become a vampire (but when your boyfriend tries to kill himself in your absence and says you are the only thing worth living for, does she really have a choice, guys?), but it really isn't. Jacob has literally no say in the matter whatsoever, and Edward can only decide whether or not he'll be the one to bite her. It really is up to her, even if her choice seems selfish and stupid.

10. Of course, Edward could always use the whole thing as leverage to make Bella marry him, so I guess he's okay with it after all. YAY CODEPENDENCY AND EMOTIONAL MANIPULATION, THIS IS THE GREATEST ROMANCE SINCE ROMEO AND JULIET.

God. Barf. Forever.

Also, Charlie wins FATHER OF THE YEAR for deciding that in the face of his daughter's withdrawing from society, engaging in risky behavior, and constant night terrors, the solution is to send her back to mom. Get the bitch a therapist and some medication and a RESTRAINING ORDER, Charlie.

MY RAGE CANNOT BE CONTAINED IN AN LJ-CUT.

I have finally loosened up and written something silly and gay and didn't edit it and am trying not to worry about its depth or quality, because guess what, it's Arthur/Merlin fanfic, and in this fandom, we chill the fuck out with rastafarian unicorns.

Anyway, Anita was watching Sons of Anarchy when I demanded a prompt, so here is fic about Arthur and Merlin in a biker gang. I have not seen much SoA, but I can guarantee that this is nothing like that show, and probably nothing like real life, and, idek. It is fun and they are in love, whatever.

HALF OF IT IS INNOCENT
by Megan
Fandom: Merlin
Pairing: Arthur/Merlin
Rating: PG-13
Summary: For the prompt, "gun-trafficking biker gang." AU, in which our heroes host a bake sale, dodge bullets, suffer certain realizations, and ride off into the proverbial sunset.

I generally avoid photoshop, but hey, I can crop and adjust color as easily as the next person, so here are 13 icons from artwork by Silvia Ji.

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